| Game Type | Match | Decks | 1 |
| Difficulty | Easy | Gameplay Tilt | Chance |
| Length | Short | Chance of Winning | Low |
A matching game. Pair off cards with a total value of 14, and clear the table of all cards to win. Some special card-swapping moves are available if you get stuck.
(Lady Cadogan specifies 2 decks of cards for this game, but the only real difference between that version and this one is a longer playing time: It doesn't make the game any easier to win, it's still bl**dy hard!)